No one cares that you have season tickets

As I've mentioned, I live and work in Pittsburgh, so I am assaulted daily by co-workers and casual friends talking about the Steelers.  Don't even get me started when it comes to Facebook.  Does every fucking status update have to include something about the Steeler game you're going to this week?  NO.

If you know someone in Pittsburgh who has Steelers season tickets, prepare to be reminded of that fact at least 5 times a week.  It's used as some sort of social standing in Pittsburgh, only that non-season-ticket holders don't care.  They laugh at you behind your back because they know the Rooney Family is putting it up your butthole.