"Steeler Nation," a group of individuals that holds a bathtowel in higher regard than the United States flag, is waiting with bated breath today as rumors about Mike LOLace showing up to camp circulate.
What these idiots don't realize is that he's showing up just so he can make some money this year then leave at the end of this season to join a team that isn't going downhill. About a month ago, the Steelers reportedly offered him a lucrative contract that he in turn declined. THERE'S YOUR CLUE, DICKWADS. He will not be wearing the "black and gold" at this time in 2013. The sooner Steelers fans realize this, the better off they will be. But Steeler fans don't think rationally, so it's not worth trying to explain it to them.
At work this morning, I had to overhear at least a dozen Yinzers in my office mention that "Wallace takes the top off the defense." They heard some dick analyst on ESPN use this phrase, and now it's all the rage when talking about Mike Wallace. Classic Steeler sheep fan mentality.
Larry Fitzgerald has more talent in his armpit than Mike Wallace will ever have. Fitzgerald would have a SB ring if it wasn't for the tilted field in SBXLIII against the Steelers.
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